第1篇：自我介绍语句
应聘销售职务自我介绍
现场的观众朋友及来宾大家好，我叫小邓我来自遥远的河北，我学的专业是汽车营销，今天我应聘的职位是销售，希望的月薪是两千到三千，首先了感谢咱们《职来职往》的各位伯乐吧我选出来，我是不是千里马，现在我还不敢断定，因为我在学校只跑过八百，我还没跑过一千呢，但是我确实是一匹马，因为我是90年的，我属马，而且我是一匹有驾照的马，之所以选择销售，是因为这20年来，我一直在推销一款产品，这款产品人们都说非常好用，无论走到哪里，她都是大家最忠实的朋友和最得力的助手，这款产品就是我，今天呀我也把这款产品带给大家，希望各位达人老师给我一个机会，我一定不会让大家失望的，谢谢！
应聘活动策划或AE（客户主管）自我介绍
大家好，我是马婷婷今年23岁，来自于美丽的雾松之城吉林市，今年六月份毕业于吉林师范大学编辑出版专业，然而我并没有记者或者编辑，机缘巧合的我进入了品牌咨询活动策划这一行业，并且深深的爱上了它，今天呢我想借《职来职往》的这个平台找到一份与品牌咨询相关的工作活动策划或AE（客户主管）我的期望月薪是3000到4000元，谢谢！
应聘销售有关的工作自我介绍
大家好，我叫吴希今年20岁，来自宁夏在校大学生流行演唱专业曾经在酒吧驻唱过之前任职过酒水推销工作然后现在，在做一些礼仪、平面模特的活动今天希望能找到一份与销售有关系的工作期望月薪3000元，谢谢！
应聘产品经理或高级产品助理经理自我介绍
我叫吴敏四川人，2009年本科毕业于北京物资学院信息管理与信息系统，自大二时，我便开始自学网站设计与开发，然后也因此赚取过人生的第一桶金，工作2009年两年了我先后担任项目经理和产品研发的职位，都完成了一些富有挑战性的工作，我梦想有一天能够成为一个实业家甚至是创新家但诚如杨石头老师曾经所说过，梦想不是理想需要一步一步地走，笃行日新脚踏实地，我今天脚踏实地来到这里希望求得一份产品经理或高级产品助理经理的职位，目标月薪8000至10000元，谢谢大家！
应聘一份销售的工作自我介绍
现场的18位达人，雷明老师，响哥还有亲爱的伙伴们大家好，我叫张派1983年生于哈尔滨1999年来北京读的高中，2006年毕业于北京体育大学我的专项是泰拳道，今年5月份我当妈妈了，现在已经准备好重返职场找到自己的位置，今天来到这了我想应聘一份销售的工作至于销售经验方面以前我协助老公做过销售测谎仪的工作希望的薪金市3000元，希望今天在这里有一个好的开始，谢谢！
应聘活动执行工作自我介绍
现场的朋友，你们好吗？好我提议，让我们以最热烈的掌声，献给我们台上的辛勤的18为达人，雷明老师和我们的响哥，我们的观众也很辛苦，掌声留给先人信息留给自己，我叫赵立君，今年24岁来自东北沈阳，我读的学历是自考的本科，我的专业是工商管理，我来北京有半年的时间，这个半年当中我做过活动执行，主要是负责品牌推广，是在全国各大高校做一些品牌推广的活动，我今天求职的目标已让是活动执行，我希望的月薪是3000元，谢谢大家！
应聘销售工作自我介绍
18位达人老师好，我叫代猛，代是代表的带，猛是猛男的猛，代表猛男吗？我来自于贵州铜仁，毕业于北京财经专修学院，物流管理专业，不是有一首歌叫，北京欢迎我吗？2006年我选择来到了北京，或许是我人生中最大的一个转折点，如果我当初留在贵州上学，不仅或许没有学历，没有经济上的压力，而选择了北京不仅有学历和经济上的压力，还需要努力去适应新的环境，由于家庭环境，从大二开始我不得不自己去挣取学费和生活费，还有一个心愿吧，就是希望给自己的妹妹整容今天来到《职来职往》也是我毕业以来第一次正式面试，我坚信我能有一个新的开始，我要求职的职位是销售，月薪3000元，谢谢！
第2篇：自我介绍常用语句
复试中的口试要求从以下三个方面进行评价：
1、语言准确性(语法和用词的准确性、语法结构的复杂性、词汇的丰富程度、发音的准确性)
2、话语的长短和连贯性(内容的连贯性、寻找合适词语而造成的停顿频率及长短、表达思想的语言长短等)
3、语言的灵活性和适合性(语言表达是否灵活、自然,话语是否得体,语言能否与语境、动能和目的适应)
评价成绩为：
a优秀--能用外语就指定的话题进行口头交流,基本没有困难
b良好--能用外语就指定的题材进行口头交流,虽有些困难,但不影响交流
c及格--能用外语就指定的话题进行简单的口头交流
d不及格--不具有口头表达能力
附：中科院招收攻读硕士学位研究生入学考试英语口试暂行办法
口试内容与结构分为两部分,有两名教师参加口试工作,一名教师主持口试,随时与考生交谈并评分；另一名教师专事评分,不参与交谈。两名口试教师所给的分数各占口试成绩的50%。
第一部分：考查学生理解并回答有关日常生活、家庭、工作、学习等问题的能力(3分钟)。
第二部分：考查学生连续表达的能力。考生从所给你的问题中选择一个话题,就此话题表达自己的看法(3分钟)。口试用材料(部分,仅供参考)
part a
interlocutor(问话者):
------good morning.my name is ……,and this is my colleague…..he is just going to listening to us.are your name is…..?
------first of all, we‟d like to know sth.about you, so i‟m going to ask some questions about yourself.(从以下各项问题中选择几个适当的问题提问考生)
------hometown
where are you from?
how long have you lived there?
how do you like it? why?
do you live near here? where about?
what do you think are the good points about living in this city?
------family
could you tell us sth.about you family?
what does your family usually do for the weekend?
what do you think about living together with your parents?
------leisure
do you have any hobbies?
how did you become interested in the hobbies?
------study/work
why do you choose to study at our institute?
why do you want to go to graduate school instead of finding a job?
what are your favorite subjects?
what kind of job did you do?
have you ever worked during the vacation?
why do you want to go back to study instead of going on with your work?
what qualifications are needed in order to do your job well?
what did you enjoy most about your campus life?
------future plans
what do you expect to achieve during your study if you are enrolled into this institute?
do you think english is important for your future plans? in what aspects is it important?
part b
interlocutor(问话者):
------now i‟d like you to talk about sth.for about 3 minutes.here is a list of topics(将一组话题或问题递给学生),pls read the topics and choose one from the list you like to talk about.you‟ll have 5 minutes to prepare for your talk.(5 分钟后)could you tell me what you want to talk about? all right, you‟ll have 3 minutes to give your talk.would you begin?(the interloculor may intervene only when neceary)
topics/questions(只列举了一部分话题)
------give your comment on the statement that “a part-time job is an important experience that every college student should have.”
------use specific examples to set forth your views on the saying “haste makes waste”.------describe one of your own experiences to demonstrate that “nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced”
------explain your understanding of the conventional belief that “age brings wisdom”
------what are the current problems of college education? how to resolve them?
------some people say there is no absolute truth because “truth” is defined by people and there is no objectivity whenever people are involved.does absolute truth exist or not ?why? 1.自我介绍(self-introduce)
Good morning.I am glad to be here for this interview.First let me introduce myself.My name is ***, 24.I come from ******,the capital of *******Province.I graduated from the ******* department of *****University in July ,2001.In the past two years I have been prepareing for the postgraduate examination while I have been teaching *****in NO.****middle School and I was a head-teacher of a cla in junior grade two.Now all my hard work has got a result since I have a chance to be interview by you.I am open-minded ,quick in thought and very fond of history.In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other youngers.I like reading books, especially those about *******.Frequently I exchange with other people by making comments in the forum on line.In addition ,during my college years,I was once a Net-bar technician.So, I have a comparative good command of network application.I am able to operate the computer well.I am skillful in searching for information in Internet.I am a football fan for years.Italian team is my favorite.Anyway,I feel great pity for our country‟s team.I always believe that one will easily lag behind unle he keeps on learning.Of course, if I am given a chance to study ****** in this famous University,I will stare no effort to master a good command of advance ******.2.考研原因 (reasons for my choice)
There are several reasons.I have been deeply impreed by the academic atmosphere when I came here last summer.In my opinion, as one of the most famous ******in our country, it provide people with enough room to get further enrichment.This is the first reason.The second one is I am long for doing research in ******throughout my life.Its a pleasure to be with my favorite ******for lifetime.I suppose this is the most important factor in my decision.Thirdly, I learnt a lot from my *****job during the past two years.However, I think further study is still urgent for me to realize self-value.Life is precious.It is neceary to seize any chance for self-development, especially in this competitive modern world.In a word, I am looking forward to making a solid foundation for future profeion after two years study here.3.研究生期间你的计划 (plans in the postgraduate study)
First, I hope I can form systematic view of *****.As for ******, my expre wish is to get a complete comprehension of the formation and development as well as **************.If poible, I will go on with my study for doctorate degree.In a word, I am looking forward to making a solid foundation for future profeion after two years study here.4.介绍你的家乡(about hometown)
I am from , a famous city with a long history over 2,200 years.It is called “Rong Cheng ” because there were lots of banians even 900 years ago.The city lies in the eastern part of the province.It is the center of politics, economy and culture.Many celebrities were born here, for instance, Yanfu, Xie Bingxin, Lin Zexu and so on..You know, there is a saying that “The greatne of a man lends a glory to a place”.I think the city really deserves it.The top three artware are Shoushan Stone, cattle-horn combs and bodile lacquerware.In addition, it is famous for the hot springs.Theyare known for high-quality.Visitors athome and abroad feel it comfortable bathing here.There is my beloved hometown.5.你的家庭(about family)
There are four members in my family;my parents, my cute cat of 9 years old and me.My father is a technician in the Fujian TV station.He often goes out on busine.So most of the housework is done by my industrious mom.Climbing at weekends is our common interest.The fresh air and natural beauty can help us get rid of tiredne.They can strengthen our relation, too.During my prepareing for coming here ,my parents‟love and support have always been my power.and I hope in future I wil be able to repay them.6.你的大学(about university)
**********University is the oldest one in the province.It was founded in *******and covers an area of over******* mu.The building area is ************square meters.It develops into a comprehensive university with efforts of generations, especially after the reform and opening up.It takes the lead among the *********universities with nice teaching and scientific research ability.The library has a storage of *******books..various research institutes are set up including 52 research centers.There are teaching research experimental bases.For example, the computer center, analyzing-test center, modern education technical center and so on.英语口语复试范文：献给正在准备复试的考友
if luckily i got the chance to learn environment engineering in tongji university, i will concentrate on the study and reserch in this field.first i will hard to learn the theoritical knowledge,constucting a solid base for my future work;second i would like to do some practical work with the help of the supervisor ang clamate.and through this ,i can get something that cannot be acquired from the textooks.i believe after 2 years of learning ,my dream will finally come true..(二)Self-introduction:
Good morning, everyone!I am glad to be here for this interview.First, let me introduce myself to you.My name is Qin Jiayin.I was born on April 23, 1981.I am a local person.I am graduating from Jilin Normal University this June.I major in Chinese literature.I hope I could get the opportunity to finish my postgraduate courses in Jilin University which I have desired for a long time.I have the confidence because I have such ability!I am a girl who is fervent, outgoing and creative.At the same time, I think I am quick in mind and careful in everything.I am looking forward to my postgraduate studies and life.I will soon prove that your decision of choosing me is the wisest.Thank you for giving me such a valuable opportunity!
Reasons for taking postgraduate exams:
First of all, I love my major.Chinese literature is the symbol of the start of Chinese literary modernization.It plays an important part in modernization of our citizens‟ thoughts.What‟s more, modern literature is very close to our daily life and it can deeply reflect the styles and features of our society.I am fascinated by the great masters‟ refreshing or warm or profound styles as well.But I am not easily satisfied with such superficial knowledge.I hope I could have a better understanding in modern literature by studying further.This is a very important reason for me to take the postgraduate exams.Next, I love the feeling in the university.It is full of youthful spirit.And I am deeply attracted by the scholarly atmosphere.And the most important, it‟s my great honor to open my ears to your teaching.Finally, I want to talk about a very practical problem.That is my dream of becoming a teacher in the university.I want to realize my dream and make myself to be a well-qualified person.I think the postgraduate studies can enrich my knowledge and make me competent in my future job.That‟s my simple and clear reasons why I took the postgraduate exams.My university:
I‟m graduating form Jilin Normal University this June which has a history of 50 years.It shares many same characteristics with Jilin University.Both of them have a refreshing and scholarly atmosphere.Four years‟ studying there made me an independent, optimistic and strict girl.I appreciate the education my university gave me.Thank you for your time!
(三)Good afternoon, teachers.I am very glad to be here for this interview.First let me introduce myself.My name is abc, 25 years old.I come from Weifang, a beautiful city of Shandong Province.I graduated from Commercial College in July, 2001 and major in finance.Then, I was a teacher in abc, When I was a senior school student, I am interested in thought and began to read a certain claic work of Marxism, especially I finished reading “the florilegium of Mao ZeDong”.From then on, I have dabbled in more and more theoretical works and accumulated great interests in theory study, especially in Marxism.I have a dream, a dream of my study.I wish devote my whole life and energy into the development of the Marxism.If I have the opportunity to study in abc University, I‟ll dabble in as much as document about the specialty as poible.If it is poible, I want to get the primary accomplishment in my major, at least, a stable basis.Personally, for today‟s China, the first task to the development of Marxism is a proce of construction.That‟s to say, we should understand Marxism mostly from the aspect of construction and development of social society.Only when our socialistic country has a more rapid and balance development than the capitalistic, we can enhance the attractivene and persuasion of Marxism eventually.(四)respected Profeors:
Good afternoon!I'm great honored to meet you here.Now allow me to give a brief self-introduction:
I'm *******,26 years old , born in ***** city ,HeNan Province.In year 1996,I entered ********University, majoring in Machincal Designing and Producing.During those 4 years'study,I worked hard and I was always active in various activities.I gained the first scholarship for four times and I joined the Communist Party at the college.After my graduation in June 2000,I worked in--------company.I got a position in the Technology Department the first year and I was involved in several internet projects, such as the one for College student Recruitment in Henan Province and the one for Computer Center in Mathmatics Department in Zhengzhou University.Owning to my hard work ,I was rewarded the Best Newcomer Prize in the year 2000.The next year, I was transferred into the Principal Customer Department, responsible for the Developing and strengthening a good relationship between the principal customers and my company.Two major customers, Henan Provincipal Department of Transportation and Henan Provincial Department of Personnel, are under my work.However,with time going on ,the more I experienced, the clearer I realized that I'm really interested in the Enterprise Management.I find many enterprises have the problem of an unmatched management to its developing speed.I'm eager
to learn more about management and I hope I can study further in this University.So I resigned in August , 2003 and started the way to pursuing my studies.After about half year's hard work, I'm finally standing before you honorable profeors now.I'm really excited.Though I've sacrificed much on my way to pusuing studies, I believe it's worthwhile.I believe working hard will finally be repaied.Thank you!
[求助]如果在英语口试中听不懂或讲不出,怎么办?我反正只背了个自我介绍,如果他们还要问其他的,只好说"could you speak slowly ?"or"sorry,i didn`t prepare for this question"
保持微笑: I am sorry!I beg your pardon?
I don't understand your question,Could you repeat it again?
Sorry, I don't know.(I am little acquainted with the aspect of special knowledge)
But I wish I can have a chance to learn more deeply the knowledge under your direction.(五)Good morning:
My name is XX, you can also call me Eason,I has such an english name just because the pronunciation of it is like my chinese name.I graduated from this university last year, and major in computer science, I liked computer very much, especially in multimedia technology, and wanted to make some achievement in this field, but when I finished my school, I realized that what I had learned was not enough for this target, I thought it would be great if I can continue my interest in that, so that was why I choose to further my study with a master degree.Well, in my spare time, I like soccer, pop music, and stamp, being a soccer fan, I always show my love to Manchester United and Ryan Giggs is my favorite.I also like English very much, and had paed Band six this year, but I do think it‟s still a long way to study it, so I wouldn‟t give up my English studying, and improve my oral and listening ability.So that‟s all, thank you.(六)Good morning, teachers, I am honored to be informed to have this interview.Introduce yourself
First let me introduce myself, my name is XX, 23 years old, and David is my English name.I am open-minded, easy to adapt, compatible with my friends, and willing to help others.Introduce your college
I studied in XX University.Although it is not well know, I still appreciate it, because it offers me a chance to develop my abilities.During my college years, I have made rapid and great progre in many areas, as a student, I work very hard, and obtain scholarship many times, as a monitor, I work earnestly, also gain good comments from teachers and clamates, working as a member of Student Union, I strive to finish any aignment perfectly.In a word, I learned a lot in my college life.Introduce your family
In my family, there are three members, my farther, my mother, and I.My parents are workers, my father works very hard, and he is always fully occupied, so most of the housework is done by my mother, of course, while I am at home, I would help her.I love my parents and they love me, too.When I make a succe, they are more excited than me, and support me to do better.Even though I failed, instead of blaming, they always share sorrow with me, and encourage me not to give up.During my preparation for graduate examination, the support from my family is always my momentum.Parents‟ love is unselfish, I am deeply affected, so I will do all what I can to repay them.Introduce your hometown
My hometown is XX, a young city in XX Province.It is famous for its XX and XX.There are great scenes here, XX, XX, XX, and so on.Each year, many people come here for tour and investment.So I believe that, with the joint efforts of every person, a better future of XX is coming(round the corner).Introduce your reason for preparing the postgraduate exam
During the past four years, I have learned a lot of profeional knowledge and practical skills, but gradually, I realize it is not enough.In my opinion, further study is actually urgent for me to realize and finally achieve self-value.Life is precious, it is neceary to catch any opportunity for self-development, especially in the competitive modern society.Therefore, I prefer to go on for further education.Why do you choose to study in our department?
I am deeply impreed by the academic atmosphere when connecting to the web site of your department.In addition, I am attracted by the proce of XX, and want to do something for XX.As the proverb says „proce is the activity of today and the aurance of tomorrow.‟ If I got a chance to study here, I would like to continue to accept profeional training, in order to get ready for working in the future.I hope I can achieve my goal soon.About your future plans:
What do you expect to achieve during your study if you are enrolled into this institute?There must be many things to learn if I were enrolled into my ideal research field.I hope I can build up a systematic view of XX, especially in the fields of XX.Sincerely, my wish is to get a complete comprehension of XX.On the other hand, I am dreaming of the participation of some relevant projects of my major, for this reason, I will get more experience in practice.And what‟s more, I expect to continue my study for doctorate degree, if it is poible.In a word, I am looking forward to making up a solid foundation for future profeion which is based on three years of study here.Do you have any hobbies?
In my spare time, I like reading books, collecting cards and coins, playing volleyball, communicating with friends, and so on.I also like English very much, I am fond of watching English films and listening to English songs, I paed College English Test Band six in September, 2003, I do believe there is still a long way for me to learn English well enough, however I will not shrink back, Because I realize that English is a bridge connected our country with the outside world.Learning English is the most direct and available method for intercourse among countries and also useful for us to get advanced knowledge and technology from other nations.
第3篇：采购员自我介绍语句集锦
采购员自我介绍语句集锦
1、具有有海外买手硕士专业经验，曾就职于xx百货（中国）有限公司,担任采购部副主任一职。 善于同事间沟通，与技术部、制造部等部门都能处理好关系.熟悉ISO流程和采购管理流程、招投标、报关等流程。熟悉代理商以及原厂等渠道。
2、为人正直，尊纪守法。敢于挑战重任，谈判能力较强,具有良好的数字观念，掌握WMS＼ERp＼MRp＼SAp等相关知识，并熟练运用操作系统和常用管理软件；
3、自信，有激情，有强烈的好奇心。学习能力强，有一股不服输的精神。有两年工作经验，主要从事采购和网络管理及电脑维修，熟悉与供应商谈判交流，熟悉ERp系统，熟悉word.excel等办公软件，参与新供应渠道开发，参与‘’云南无电户改造‘’项目，负责与当地电力部门的关系维护及产品售后维修
4、天道酬勤是我的座右铭，认真负责一直是我对于自己的要求。熟悉采购流程，有独立开发和管理供应商能力，能用电子商务平台进行网上采购，订购产品物资。
5、活泼，但是能静下心来做事情。肯学。愿意脚踏实地的做事情，要么不做，要做就会尽自己最大的努力去做，力求做好！有一定的沟通谈判能力及采购管理能力。熟悉五金配件、劳保办公用品、塑料原料、纸箱包材等采购市场。
第4篇：幽默风趣自我介绍语句
幽默风趣自我介绍语句
【篇1：幽默风趣自我介绍语句】
自我介绍幽默的句子篇1： 我就是江湖上人见人爱、花见花开、车见车载，人称上天入地、无所不能、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥、玉树临风、学富五车、高大威猛、拥有千万 粉丝、迷倒万千少女,号称一朵梨花压海棠的玉面小白龙，帅到掉榨!
本人没什么优点 唯一的优点就是没有缺点 本人基本全是缺点最大的缺点就是只有优点如果靓仔是一种罪，我已经罪犯滔天;如果有型是一种错，我已经一错再错;如果聪明要受惩罚，我岂不是要千刀万剐;如果谦虚都要受折磨，我又点能逃得过?
本人年方23，英俊潇酒。七岁学文，九岁习武，12岁会泡妞，上知天文地理，下知鸡毛蒜皮，每外出行走，常引美女回头，帅哥跳楼，心地善良，乐于助人。小学时语文课老师讲解 帅哥 含义，我百思不得其解，同桌偷偷递过小镜子。我一照。哦。刹那间明白了。。据说，我出生时，天空的北方，出现祥云一片，渐渐由远至近，飘到我家房顶后，幻化成一个字：帅
自我介绍幽默的句子篇2： 我是个20岁的男孩，为什么叫男孩呢。因为我的心还是很幼小的。我是个快就要成年的男人，为什么叫男人呢。因为我有男人所有的东西。哈哈。其实我自己也不是很了解自己的啦，我外表看上去永远是快乐的，内心却未必。我为很多是担心，操心，劳心，费心，甚至死心!我觉得一个人有了痛苦才能体会快乐的存在，只有曾经的痛苦，才有如今的快乐。人的一生可以分几个阶段吧：幼年，童年，少年，青年，成年，中年，老年。我正处于的是青年，是个少年与成年的桥梁。我回忆少年，因为少年给我带来的无比的快乐;我向往成年，因为成年了就能做许多自己愿意做的事，不在受任何人的阻止和约束。人总要学着慢慢长大，我觉得我经历的也蛮多的了。。
有很多人老问我为什么不要gf，其实呢我也想找个的，只是呢，觉得又没什么意思，找了只能和一个人好，不找还可以很很多人好呢，何必为了一棵树而放弃了整篇森林呢，你说呢?我比较喜欢的是朋友以上，恋人未满的关系。还有哦，我这人呢蛮相信缘分的，觉得如果有缘就一定能走到一起，我也正从系在我脚上的红线的一头觅到另一头！巧的很，我在高二的时候认了个妹妹，虽然她不是很懂事，但我还是蛮珍惜的。人的一生能找到几个朋友呢，跟何况是妹妹呢，你说呢?说了这么多，你还是很不怎么了解我吧。哈哈。那就来认识认识我呀，我也很喜欢交朋友的啦。
自我介绍幽默的句子篇3： 大家好，我叫张薇薇，不高不矮，不胖不瘦，不温不热，不男不女，哦，应该是女的吧!今年该多少岁是多少岁吧!我的爱好是思考理想，我的理想是成为一位哲学家，而哲学是我的特长，我的特长也是我爱好!总结;好女人是我，我是张薇薇!
自我介绍幽默的句子篇4： 我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、k我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮 我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某(女友名字)
自我介绍幽默的句子篇5： 本人在地球上的雅号叫李飞，年龄保密，身高你猜，体重不说，爱好很多，本人不高不矮不瘦不美不丑,现栖身于大宇宙四维空间银河系太阳系第三号行星地球上。请多多指教!
自我介绍幽默的句子篇6： 名孕妇被推进了手术室，站在孕妇身边的那个男人在女人即将被推进手术室的那一刻，他温柔的笑着，边给女人打气，边让女人要放松。女人被推进了手术室，男人站在手术室门口焦急的等待着，男人一会儿站着，一会儿蹲着，一会儿倚在墙上盯着手术室的门发呆。时间一分一秒的过去了，对于这对夫妻来说这是多么的漫长呀!
两个小时后手术室的门打开了，一个医生和一个护士走了出来，医生对男人说： 恭喜您，先生。是个女儿。
男人听后高心极了，随后，女人被推了出来。女人看着身边的婴儿开心的笑着，脸上写满了幸福。
故事中的这对甜美的夫妻就是我的妈妈和我的爸爸，他们的女儿就是我。
我拥有一头乌黑的短发，一对浓眉毛，一双不大不小的眼睛，一个大鼻子还有一张会吃的大嘴。当然啦，有了一张会吃的大嘴，我的体重也就轻不到哪去!
我特别喜欢唱歌，特别是唱《义勇军进行曲》。因为唱这首歌我是永远不会唱走调的！!
初二那年，我有了自己喜欢明星。我喜欢他的帅气，他阳光般的笑容，苗条的身材，绝美的舞姿，美妙的歌喉，更重要的是他刻苦的精神，坚持不懈的毅力。他就是优质偶像：韩庚。韩庚的那种精神值得我去学习，他是我学习的榜样。
最后，我希望大家如果有什么对我不满的话，大家可以告诉我。自我介绍幽默的句子相关文章：
【篇2：幽默风趣自我介绍语句】
1.在下就是闭月羞花沉鱼落雁才高八斗貌似天仙玉树凌风赛潘安一枝梨花压海棠人送外号上天下地无所不能美貌与智慧并存、古典与活泼的化身 唐！伯！虎！
2.我貌赛潘安，义超关羽，智胜孔明，上知天文，下晓地理，出口成章，提笔成文，懂阴阳，测八卦，知奇门，晓遁甲的，大豪杰，大英雄，大剑客，大宗师，人称山崩地裂水倒流，赶浪无丝鬼见愁，前无古人，后无来者的，天下第一 帅 呀~~
3.大家好!欢迎光临我们大连，我就是大连旅游届最富有才华、英俊潇洒、玉树临风、风流倜傥、高大威猛、人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁、美貌与智慧结合、英雄与侠义化身、人见人爱、车见车载，为司机师傅可以两肋叉倒，为客人可以叉师傅两刀，呵呵```
4.美国在闹金融危机，俄罗斯在欺负乌克兰，小日本在搞军演，中国人在抵制转基因；黄海波涉黄，郭美美涉赌，房祖名涉毒，很多朋友属鼠，不过这些都跟我没有关系，我叫某某某，我来自地球，希望跟大家成为朋友，谢谢大家！
5.我叫xxx是大家本次在大连的导游，大家可以叫我小x，很高兴在这茫茫人海中与大家相遇，我相信这是我们的缘分，俗话说的好百年修得同船度，咱们也是百年修得同车缘。既然大家在大连遇见我为大家服务，我一定会让大家玩的开心、玩的尽兴。希望我们的服务会给你们带来，在家千日好、出门也不难的感觉`````
6.木飞，十九岁，男，未婚。1987年1月出生，出生具体坐标北纬197。5度，东经36。55度。出生地：医院出生后第一件做的事 哭，为什么，因为我一张开眼就看到两个人在那里笑的欢，心里琢磨，偶招惹谁了，嘲笑偶？1987年2月，满月，前来为我祝寿的人很多，送红包的人也不少，当时年少，除了见钱眼开外，还很好色 当然是红色，打开一看，晕，居然只有10块，心里巨不爽：你大爷滴，这么少，你以为我是三岁小孩啊（好象刚满月）！
7.hi，我叫 羊肉串，我属牛，还真凑巧，我有 牛脾气，性格也内向。我的爱好十分广泛：看书、写字、画画，这些都是我的拿手好戏。我拥有了我自己的一个博客，书呆子 似的我已经是锦衣秀才了。我发布了近30篇，我的 家 在 我是405班大家庭中的一员，你们有空多到我的家来哦，惊喜等着你们哦！
8.我一直以为只要保持低调，就没有人认得出我是帅哥，可是我错了，像我这样拉风的男人，就好比暗夜裏的萤火虫，田地裏的金条子，是那麽的鲜明，那麽地出众，特别是我那忧郁的眼神，淩乱的发型，嘴裏叼著9块5的精品香烟，还有我裤袋裏露出的半包旺旺雪饼都tmd深深地出卖了我。
9.霸王别姬，（声音要高喊一点）这里有有我的姓儿，大家好，我叫姬浩。性别，男，刚过完本命年，（这两句话押运）。有人说我很帅，谢谢各位。曾经也是伟大的人民教师，同时，我也保证今后的工作，也像是人民教师一样一丝不苟，坚持负责！谢谢各位。
10.大家好!我叫-，有句话说 相聚是缘。我们既然有缘相聚在-班，所以对一些同学有了一定的认识和了解，也成为了朋友，希望我们大家能继续相互鼓励，共同成长。在花季和雨季有我们最深的情谊，也很高兴能和你们成为同学，希望大家以后在学习上相互帮助。11.家穷人丑，一米四九；小学文化，农村户口；破屋三间，薄田一亩；冷锅热灶，老婆没有；一年四季，药不离口；今日这里，广征女友；革命道路，并肩携手。
12.我就是英俊潇洒风流倜傥人见人爱花见花开人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁为了朋友可以两肋插刀为了女人可以插朋友两刀威震武林的~方林美少年是也~！是女生的话可以适当修改一下当初我们班一女生就是这样介绍的~真的是威震武林啊~！
13.我希望大家能记住我的名字因为我将会大家成为好朋友将同风共雨一起走过这段美好的时光我很喜欢这个班集体和你们每一个人因为我们都有共同的梦想！！请多指教哦！
14.明月几时有，把酒问青天，欲穷千里目，更上一层楼。一个好男人，33岁，文学青年，在扫盲班时就已成绩优异，加上错别字总共会读会写20xx余字，现觅与我有相同爱好之女文学青年，一同风花雪月，梅花三弄，有朋自远方来，不亦乐乎。
15.额......大家好......我叫米安诺大家可以叫我小米或者小安又或者小诺很高兴来到这里希望大家有钱的捧个钱场没钱的跟别人借钱捧个钱场作为将要生活这么久的团体人员之一我认为温暖的心总比僵硬的手要好。。。所以呢希望大家能多多照顾我16.美国在闹金融危机,俄罗斯在欺负乌克兰,小日本在搞军演,中国人在抵制转基因;黄海波涉黄,郭美美涉赌,房祖名涉毒,很多朋友属鼠,不过这些都跟我没有关系,我叫某某某,我来自地球,希望跟大家成为朋友,谢谢大家！
17. 霸王别姬 ,（声音要高喊一点）这里有有我的姓儿,大家好,我叫姬浩.性别,男,刚过完本命年,（这两句话押运）.有人说我很帅,谢谢各位.曾经也是伟大的人民教师,同时,我也保证今后的工作,也像是人民教师一样一丝不苟,坚持负责！谢谢各位.18.大家好!我叫-,有句话说 相聚是缘.我们既然有缘相聚在-班,所以对一些同学有了一定的认识和了解,也成为了朋友,希望我们大家能继续相互鼓励,共同成长.在花季和雨季有我们最深的情谊,也很高兴能和你们成为同学,希望大家以后在学习上相互帮助.19.如果你是具有传统道德观念和家庭责任感的纯洁姑娘,如果你年轻美貌,富气质,如果你是本科以上文化,如果你存款超过三十万,请考虑以下择偶人选:男,33岁,未婚,高1.63米,农村户口,小学文化,种田在家,收入丰厚,每餐有肉,胸襟广阔,诚实沉静,浑身是爱,信至＊＊＊转,拒访.20.大家好，我是四七班的林元源！我有着中国人乌黑的头发，有着中国人土黄色的皮肤，有着膘肥体壮的身材，在班级里同学们叫我 大力士。
我助人为乐：二，三年级的时候我不吃点心的，却帮同学们拿点心，我的心狠不是滋味，但在同学们的； 谢谢
21.我这个人呀!小时候，妈妈常埋怨我： 你这个调皮鬼呀!长大了，我常自嘲： 我这个人呀，就这样了。
什么样?用同学们的话来归纳： 你这个人呀，真是个怪人
幽默风趣的自我介绍（女友篇）二 幽默风趣的自我介绍（女友篇）1.男，28岁，1。73米，初中，未婚，非城市户口，唢呐队里的艺人，瓦房5间，三通，月收入600元以上，有存折，不多。觅26岁以下，1。60米以上，貌美，懂音乐，会理家的女子，信照寄＊＊＊＊，必复，若不回则让我丧失音乐细胞。
2.某演员，未婚，37岁，爱党敬业，曾参加过数部影片的拍摄，代表作《一头猪的故事》《另外一头猪的故事》以及《最后一头猪的故事》，半辈子献身于我国艺术事业，因此经济欠佳，兹特觅与我有同样经历的女子（最好是演员）共同走过阳光灿烂的日子。3.病友男，35岁，因肾病以及前列腺重病不能生育，请注意，仅是不能生育。未婚，大学，城市郊区户口，单位收入一般，身高相貌良好。觅品貌端正且同样不能生育之未婚女病人（石女也可）共度艰难人生。
4.男，20xx年生，1。66米，英俊聪明，有幽默感，患小儿麻痹症先天右脚有些无力，能骑自行车，不影响工作生活，家有两室一厅，有暖气（夏天），生活尚好（意思是还能凑活几年）。觅共同命运地25岁以下，相貌端正，善解人意，初中以上文化的未婚女青年。
5.20xx年中国制造，长176cm，净重63kg，采用人工智能系统，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经二十年运行，属信得过产品，手续齐全，无限期包退包换。现因发展需要，诚招志同道合者（仅限女性），共同研制开发第二代产品。。。
6.20xx年madeinchina，全长183厘米，净重68公斤，采用人工智能领先技术，手续齐全，经24年运行，各部分零件运转稳定，属信得过产品，无限期包退包换。因发展需要，诚招志同道合者（仅限女性），共同研究交流，争取合作成功打造下一代产品！
7.男，38岁，1。69米，未婚，重点本科（只差几分），成绩辉煌（小学当过班长），现为一白领丽人，在跨国大机构上班（麦当劳里擦桌子的），待遇优厚（不迟到早退就是足足800块），有房（多人拥有房产证）有车（非机动），存折优厚（3毫米有余），觅一25岁左右的貌美之女青年共赴黄泉（若干年后）。
8.马志敏，人如其名，有志青年，年方27，有长相有身材有思想有爱心，只是文化欠佳，经济一般，没有干过大事，唯一值得赞扬的是很恨日本人，每周上网两次，上个星期天还吃了火锅，觅身体健康，有经济实力，本科以上学历，同样憎恨日本人之纯种中国女子为妻。
9.江南君子，38岁，大专文化，丧偶。本人为儒雅之士，琴棋书画一一在行那该有多好啊！爱好文学，为一杂志社撰稿人，住房三间，含厨房厕所。生意不成缘分在，觅30岁以下，温柔可人，处女优先，来信必复。
10.某俊男，外型酷似郑伊健，至少头发有那么长，目前在家喂猪，收入可观，现觅身高1。70米以上，酷似梁咏琪的香港户口女子为妻（原版的当然最好不过），先到先得，机不可失。
幽默风趣的自我介绍（超长篇）三 幽默风趣的自我介绍（超长篇）1.大家好，秋天来了，我也来了。我叫某某。很高兴能站在这里跟大家做个自我介绍。我很喜欢笑，妈说我出生的时候是笑着生出来的。为这事中科院的找我好几回，非要给我做个全面检查。我没同意，我说除非你们的人当中有谁比我的眼睫毛张得好看，嘿嘿，大家注意到没有。我的眼睫毛很好看哦，不信look!如果现在你看不清楚，没有关系，下课了找我啊，我很愿意交朋友，因为我十分开朗，交到我这个朋友，免费让你看个够，赶快行动吧!谢谢
2.我叫杨利，杨是杨树的杨，是说我会像杨树一样挺拔，而且根深蒂固，做个顶天立地的男人。利呢，是胜利的利，我要把握好自己的人生，努力学习，时刻挑战自己，而且面对挑战一定要胜利而归!这样既丰富的介绍了自己，也让大家更容易记住你的名字。也掺和了幽默感，给人易处的感觉。会有很多人想要跟你交朋友哦
3.我叫陈远，由于 远 和 圆 读音相似，不知哪天起，大家都叫我 小圆子。我的脸又长的特圆，久而久之，我觉得这个外号倒挺有意思的。我跑步时两脚替换的频率特别快，而步子又特别小，跑起来一步紧跟一步。每次跑步，同学们都笑我： 小圆子，你跑步真有趣，像一只球在滚，滚的快极了。
啊，是吗我可从没有看见过，不过我知道我跑得挺快的，尤其是短跑。在运动会上，我居然也会 滚 出点名堂来了，和其他三人 滚 出两次4*100米接力第一，两次100米第六。能为集体争光，我真自豪。
4.大家好，我叫姬浩，今年正好半百岁的一半年纪，正直青春年少，是一个大帅哥。虽然我戴了俩玻璃片，但还是帅的，并且说明我是智慧的。本人经验丰富，曾是一光荣的人民教师，一米七九的大个，比姚明短了那么一些，但比潘长江总要高那么半截。现如今，我在做it工作，不过我从不挨别人的踢，因为我会无影脚。小弟我初来乍到，还请大家多多多多多关照。
5.我叫***外号小猪！大家以后可以叫我小猪猪哦!大家可能会好奇，我为什么要叫小猪猪呢？看我一身白白的皮肤你就知道了，而且我的鼻子特别的灵敏，我也很喜欢像猪一样睡觉，我好吃额。。大家好。。我叫米安诺大家可以叫我小米或者小安又或者小诺很高兴来到这里希望大家有钱的捧个钱场没钱的跟别人借钱捧个钱场作为将要生活这么久的团体人员之一我认为温暖的心总比僵硬的手要好。。。所以呢希望大家能多多照顾我哦。
6.我是一个活泼、阳光、胸有大志、帅气的男孩，今年12岁，小学刚毕业，我的名字叫xxx.我最重要的性格特点是谦虚，每天夹着尾巴做人。我有着浓眉小眼、贼眉鼠眼......总之，能有的眼我全都有了。是不是很拽我长得很帅，总之一句话;人见人爱，花见花开，车见车载，轮胎见轮胎爆胎。我有着圆圆的脑袋，一头清清秀秀的细细的头发，有着一张俊俊俏俏的正正的可爱的帅气的漂亮的标准的国字脸。我的爱好是运动，最喜欢打羽毛球;喜好是吃;最讨厌的是写许许多多的难写的和好写的字。我最喜欢的歌是 三国杀 最喜欢的书是漫画书;最喜欢看的电视是动画片;最怕的是吃肉类的东西，最喜欢的是玩游戏。我的身体很棒，身材很苗条，保持了2年的30公斤，和我们班最小的女孩一般重。呵呵，这就是我。挺我哦。谢谢!
7.本人男性，就是非女性。xx岁，身高xx米 穿着鞋的，暂时未婚。重点本科 没考上，一般本科 差几分，所以只能混个大专了。不过，表现还是很辉煌的 小学就当过班长，现为白领 就是穿着白衬衣，在一家跨国大公司上班 啃的鸡里擦桌子的，不过虽然是擦桌子的，但是待遇很优厚 如果不迟到或早退的话就能拿到足足800元耶)，我有房子 就是每月得缴租金，有车 环保的非机动车，存折和信用卡厚厚一摞 就是里面没啥钱。我现在想找一个身材窈窕、貌美倾城、温柔可爱、知情达理、才华横溢、能力非凡之富家女子为妻，类似比尔盖茨的小女呀，巴非特的孙女呀之类的可以考虑。那位笑什么笑什么？我知道你想放什么屁，你不是就想说我是天鹅想吃癞蛤蟆吗？那有什么呀，谁让咱们这么心好呢！全当捐献善心吧。哇考！谁仍的香蕉皮？我还是别说了吧，再说砖头就来了，我非被拍死不可！谢谢各位！
8.女士先生们，大哥大姐们，小弟小妹们，我荣幸的来到了***学校。上大学是我这一辈子的愿望。现在我来作段简短的自我介绍：我叫***外号小猪！大家以后可以叫我小猪猪哦!大家可能会好奇，我为什么要叫小猪猪呢？看我一身白白的皮肤你就知道了，而且我的鼻子特别的灵敏，我也很喜欢像猪一样睡觉，我好吃额....大家好...我叫米安诺大家可以叫我小米或者小安又或者小诺很高兴来到这里希望大家有钱的捧个钱场没钱的跟别人借钱捧个钱场作为将要生活这么久的团体人员之一我认为温暖的心总比僵硬的手要好.....所以呢希望大家能多多照顾我哦。
9.本人男性，就是非女性。xx岁，身高xx米 穿着鞋的，暂时未婚。重点本科 没考上，一般本科 差几分，所以只能混个大专了。不过，表现还是很辉煌的 小学就当过班长，现为白领 就是穿着白衬衣，在一家跨国大公司上班 啃的鸡里擦桌子的，不过虽然是擦桌子的，但是待遇很优厚 如果不迟到或早退的话就能拿到足足800元耶)，我有房子 就是每月得缴租金，有车 环保的非机动车，存折和信用卡厚厚一摞 就是里面没啥钱。我现在想找一个身材窈窕、貌美倾城、温柔可爱、知情达理、才华横溢、能力非凡之富家女子为妻，类似比尔盖茨的小女呀，巴非特的孙女呀之类的可以考虑。
10.我叫**，今年十三岁，刚上初二。我个子中等，1，66，再班里排第十个，长脸短鼻子，手大脚也大，一双眼睛不大也不小，眼珠子特别有神，一张大嘴巴特别能说，只要一说起来，说上一个小时也没问题，个子不高不矮，身体不胖不瘦。总的来说还是比较帅的。我在北京市**中上学，我们的校服不好看，全是兰色，所以特别好认，一看就是中学生。我的优点就是爱动，每天早上我都到外面锻炼，跑跑步，玩玩单杠等，所以，我在学校的体育特别好，我的学习也是不可质疑的，数学考试从来没下过90分，我的英语也不错。所以，我的脸上总是洋溢者喜悦的表情。我的缺点就是不会打篮球，也不知到是怎么一回事，就是不喜欢，而且，我上课还总走神，不注意听讲。所以，老师叫我后，我还满有信心的站起来，百分之八十都是对的，害的老师又气又笑。这就是我，只要一见到我，我总是笑，我会热情的和你打招呼，来吧！
11.小女孩一位，现年十三岁，并非大家闺秀，其貌不扬，生于广西柳州市。祖籍浙江(为金庸之老乡)，却从未涉足此地。四岁上，随父进京，进入地科院幼儿园。人生地不熟，受小朋友之欺侮，常含泪缩于墙角，渐将爱动爱闹之习改掉，胆小慎微，直至现今。记得当时住于一小院，母亲教之读幼儿书报，增长见闻，并习钢琴，后受益匪浅。六岁半入小学，低年级时甚欢乐。班主任姓粱，极慈祥，伙伴亲密如一家。可惜好景不长，三年级插班时并入二班，亦搬家至先住地。此班同学待人冷漠，妒性强，不以诚心相对；搬家后住处离小学甚远，与同学不能互通有无，更增隔膜。在此班中度日如年，几欲转学而不得，只得整日学习，以慰无聊。常受老师表扬，实不知乃出于无奈。毕业后，考入北京八中。此地环境优美，令人心怡。同学大都多才，且全班关系和谐。老师深得学生之心。平日同学高谈阔论(吾班谓之 扯)，我时常混于其中，其乐融融。吾不爱体育，便去打电脑看小说。生活充实学业得志，不亦乐乎!现升入初二，今后之事，还未得知。吾从小到大爱好甚多，却无一成为特长。琴棋书画，只略知其一。小学时得过些奖：在市英语科技竞赛中，一、二、三等奖各获过一次，在新加坡数学竞赛中获过三等奖，钢琴过了九级。中学后便无一所获。目前无大志，只把心胸豁达作为最高追求，喜爱金庸先生之《笑傲江湖》，及李白、辛弃疾之诗词。愿今后不负自己及家长之望，小事开心、大事顺利、少出差错，足矣。
12.我叫xxx，这名字可能有人听说过，也许有人很陌生，但今天的这次介绍，我将要让你们了解我，认识我。我是今年的九月来到xx中学的，心中满是欢喜。在平时的学习中，动脑筋的问题想得确实很快，在数学、物理等计算上能过得了关，而文史类的读物，我更有我独特的见解。认为时间最宝贵的是生命、时间与精神。认为会感受与思考的不仅使大脑，还有心灵。在这几天中，我认识了一些同学，彼此之间的沟通不仅很融洽，而且增进了友谊。人生地不熟的地方，我去得多了，这不是第一次也不是最后一次，因为我，还会在以后的社会上这个更大的陌生世界去拼搏，去生存为了给将来打下藤好的基础，所以，今天的我，要比以前更努力。平常我们几乎在用肉眼看这个世界，有人说：这样会看得真，看得失。但我经常用新看这个世界，原来闭上眼睛之后的感受，是那么前所未有的清晰。只提上的感受是比不上精神的振奋的。所以鲁迅弃医从文，也可能是想到了这一点吧。之所以，语文的地位对我来说是更高的一个层次，是精神崛起的寄托。这就是我，一个思想极为复杂而可望新事物的人，所以对未来，也是想象的并不是很美，但只要我努力去做，相信这个世界对我来说是可以向往的未来。希望能在班上大家能多多指教,谢谢!
